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The dude who landed 19 jabs in 12 rounds won by unanimous decision.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Shawn Long’s Lawn Blog

We’ll always have the Great Emoji War of 2015.

Put seagull-attracting bread crumbs in the empty seats and maybe the stadium will look more than 1/5th full occasionally

Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

I’m from Central Valley....Don’t you start talking ‘bout water rights.

While his career in Boston looks to be a bust, he’ll always be a hero in San Francisco.

Say what you want, but dude’s always working on his FITNESS, as in FITNESS whole goddamn pizza in his mouth.

That letter is a lot less comical sans the font.

That’s because everyone who wants to buy this is waiting for it to depreciate and get a cheap second hand one. Mystery solved.

I spent a decent amount of money on Melancon in my fantasy auction this year. So I don’t totally feel your pain but I kinda feel your pain.

In other news... fuck my team, the Giants, and their dipshit GM who gave $62mm to a closer with an above 5 ERA. Not that he’s had much opportunity to get in any kind of groove closing this year, what with SF’s “let’s see what single A player we can put in LF today!” strategy.

Yes the Aston Martin is not competitive with the fastest cars in the field, so the fact that the rest of the cars were restrained makes them very happy. I’d say that based on last years race the Ford GT and Ferrari 488 were far and away the better cars than the 911, Corvette, and Aston Martin, and if they hadn’t…

That (Corvette in the GIF)’s how I drove Circuit de la Sarthe in Gran Turismo 5 all the time.

As someone who 1) Just watches WEC when I catch it on the tube and don’t follow the dramas.. and.. 2) Absolutely detests BoP for everything that endurance racing is supposed to stand for...

This is like getting an atomic wedgie and then walking away feeling victorious because the bully had to touch your undies.

This is a really, really bad take. With how little you pay attention to defense you must think the NBA All Star Game is the pinnacle of basketball expression.

Remind me how unspecial the championship run was when I sober up on Monday after all this partying