*Barry pulls out map* *Barry finds ‘San Jose, CA’* *Barry sees it is geographically near where the Warriors play* *Barry writes article about how he no longer wishes to see San Jose in the playoffs*

Good thing we have people here who think that 20 rebounds from a point guard is a great thing. Otherwise, how would we ever know what OKC and Tottenham Hotspur have in common if it weren’t for Russ stay padding and Harry Kane begging for goals to be counted towards himself because winning the league doesn’t actually…

This is the problem with MLB instant replay. They have it in place because UMPIRES MAKE MISTAKES. But then they still use the umpire’s original imperfect call as some magical decision that carries weight while admitting it probably wasn’t correct. All replay should act as if no call was made. Does it LOOK like he’s…

You’re pretty lucky. You didn’t date a girl with “Veritas” and “Aequitas” tattooed on her wrists while also really buying into the whole “I’m a woke 32 year old Undergrad English Major who loves Wuthering Heights and tries to equate my Japanese heritage with the rest of current minority suffering in this country even…

It’s going to be hard cleaning up all the sticky bodily fluids off the walls at the Deadspin offices today.

All English sides get turned to dust under the crushing weight of Italian Catenaccio. You’re welcome soccer fans!

Such a shame. You should read the tribute written to him by Buffon, it’s lovely. Ho un cuore viola. Forza Viola 😓💜

I was expecting this to be a snarky post about one of his triple dribbles or taking three to four shuffle steps before shooting. I am disappointed.

I feel like he’s been fairly measured and informative. I would rather have that than a Gus Johnson or a Leigh Diffey. As an F1 fan, Diffey (who has been announcing the sledding sports this Olympics) shouting at you when *any* action happens is grating as hell. If you need a shouty announcer to make F1 or Alpine Skiing…

That option is true by definition, as any non CA compliant gun you currently possess, the state government would not know about. If he brought something from Alabama, it would not be registered with the CA state government, or else he wouldn’t have it.

Arrest happened in California. As of last year, your run of the mill semi automatic AR-15 that is in 92% of midwestern homes is illegal if not registered as an assault rifle before 1/1/17. CA classifies an assault rifle as a semi automatic rifle with a detachable magazine that also has any of these features - pistol…

Ahhhh... dankeschön

I thought this was Daniel Cormier agreeing to fight Michael Stipe. After reading I was TERRIBLY disappointed.

James picked 1st so that means Curry picked last right? If that’s the case it’s totally Al Horford

I’ve said it recently in the article about the Luke Walton criticism and I’ll say it again; fuck Brian Windhorst.

*entire deadspin staff sans Lindsey Adler climaxes*

*entire Deadspin staff sans Lindsey Adler climaxes*

Don’t you know that’s him, on Atkins?

God I hate Brian Windhorst and his dumb fucking face so much. Also no dog in this fight other than the Lakers being laughable makes me feel good inside... but I am very pro Luke Walton.

*Entire Deadspin staff sans Lindsey Adler climaxes*