“I personally haven’t seen Inside Out”

They fingerprinted the case. Can’t fool CSI these days.

Oh, there’s The Panda, creeping girls on Instagram in the Fenway clubhouse bathroom.

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Getting robbed at gunpoint leaving a strip club at closing time seems to be an essential part of the Knicks’ triangle offense.

This is just rape. I don’t know why “Hazing” is even part of this headline and story. They raped a boy with a wooden pool stick.
Who the hell thinks: well...in order to allow this freshman into our club we should rape him with a pool stick. Surely this will bring us closer as a team.

Try to read that without compulsively stroking your chin in a display of deep contemplation. You can’t!

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

Nodding intensifies

I bet he still believes in God, though.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

“It’s the simplicity of the error that should make you appreciate that these kinds of things don’t happen more often.” - husbands

I like this.

“They’re trying to tell me, ‘You’re going to be at home while we’re in the playoffs.’ I don’t care.”

“Did I remember to grab the quarter when I returned my cart at ALDI?”

Here’s what Slater should’ve done on the coin toss:

That would explain Peyton’s gigantic melon.

This is the sort of controversy that can really tarnish an undefeated 15-1 season.

Entertainment Weekly describes the show’s take on the god as having a “surprising connection to one of [the] cast.”

I agree with this so much! I mean, if we’re going to accept that Finn can also wield a lightsaber with such competence AND have the best aim of any Stormtrooper to ever exist, then the “Rey as Mary Sue” argument falls incredibly flat.