Don’t wear a hat autographed by anyone other than you. 

Same. Oak Hill, 1995. The Euros came from 2 down to win in the afternoon and I found myself getting hammered with a bunch of awesome Swedes who were chanting, waving a giant Swedish flag, and having a blast. Funny part was the only US player to have any interaction with me was Davis Love. He was joking with me because…

Rose is stupid, the Knicks are idiots, but did you just attribute a Classic Iverson to Sprewell? Do you work for the Knicks?

Have you heard him speak? There are plenty of NBA players, and pro athletes in general, who are as dumb as my chair. The percentage of idiots is probably about the same as the general population but not many of us get a microphone jammed in our face 4 times a week to show the country our shortcomings.

They made the trade based on the civil aspect of the whole shitshow that is Derrick Rose. Civil penalties wouldn’t keep him out of the lineup for the Knicks. The Knicks probably feel like they can survive a few protests of he is found guilty in civil court. Gonna be tough to spin it if there is a criminal trial…

And instead of punches it would have ended with Hyundai (Asian Carr) and Not Mack sharing a plate of nachos.

You might want to stay off the sports blog during football season, skippy. And bowling too. There’s a lot of drinking during bowling. And pretty much every other sport in America. We like us some beer.

Ooh, now you’re on Mom jokes. Shows how stupid you are. Scripture? Nah, that’s private. After you finish going down on your dog check out what ASU football coach Todd Graham was caught on camera doing with under a minute to go in the ASU-CAL game. Yeah, he yelled at a player. Just admit you’re ignorant about high…

“Toyota announces a recall on all 4Runners ever produced. The reason? Unintended hopping.” In other news, VW says they are bringing back the Rabbit nameplate.

By most accounts the pie was not thrown in his face, it was a pie-smash to the face. That calls for a beatdown, no matter how many people are there. Would you just go ahead and take it because you think someone else MIGHT intervene? Nope, dude got his ass whipped just like the frosting on the pie.

If Kevin Johnson was “shockingly protected” he would not have had to punch someone for jamming a pie in his face.

Since you obviously were wrong about everything you’ve written up until this point you figured to go all out with the dick story. Good call. If possible you look like an even bigger pussy now than you did when I proved how stupid you are. You should see a doctor, all the dick thoughts running through your head can’t…

You are a rambling idiot. And one gigantic pussy of if you think yelling at a kid who didn’t do something he committed to do causes trauma. I’m sure you’re ok with just letting the immature run the show. You seem like the type that would let a kid wear a Batman costume to school in April because he wants to express…

Now I see your problem. I simply stated that coaches, in the process of coaching young arrogant, entitled, douche nozzles occasionally call them bad words. You took that as me defending bullies. Dick. Critical thinking is not a strong suit for you. Do you have any idea how good one has to be to play basketball at the…

Seven sentences hardly qualifies as affected. I must have been right about the band thing. You and nehneh can go back to giving each other hugs now. Coach Lonergan would have had a field day with you two. You can reply after your manicure is done.

Thank you. I thought so as well. Did you continue playing the flute after high school?

A random schmuck calling me a dick will have zero impact on my life. Because, unlike you, name calling doesn’t have an affect on me. Because I’m not a pussy. Life can be tough, put on a helmet. As an athlete your precious feelings just might get bruised once in a while. Most of us see it for what it is - an attempt by…

I’d prefer you keep your ignorant thoughts to yourself. Times were different 35 years ago. Calling people names now makes people want to hide. And litigate. And I’m no way did I say this behavior was acceptable, I merely stated that in some cases a tough coach, or teacher, or parent can have a positive impact on a…

And his contract runs through 2021. He negotiates well too.

Some of us benefitted from a tough coach in our athletic careers who actually taught us something. I guess your band leader was a little softer on you.