Frank gets it. My HS football coach used to call us pussies, faggots, and dick less wonders. Really. We sucked, but it was because our offensive line acted like turnstiles on pass protection. He wasn’t wrong. My track Coach in college wasn’t any different. And I wasn’t on scholarship. Coaches can be dicks, I Coach now…

Sane people don’t take pot shots at deer while hunting bird, numbnuts. And you dont actually have to kill something for it to be considered poaching. The fact that you would take a shot at a deer with bird shot shows what kind of idiot you are. What you and Cooter do is illegal, as defined by law. And pumping bird…

Heard it once a long time ago and figured it’d be useful here. I’ll admit I had to look up the spelling. It would be perfect if pussy came from that word, but, alas, no.

“Seventeen points down to Houston? That’s nothing.”

Google Garbage Plate. The one from Nick Tahou’s. Fine dining paired with a Great Moment in Poop History. And good lord, you saw GWAR? I know their sound guy. Spectacle, indeed.

All gray, most of the time. Except for the few short weeks when the leaves turn colors, then even the goofy skyline is unimportant. I’m from Western NY and my wife and I call the dominant color of upstate skies Battleship Gray. So we moved to Arizona.

Brutal. And yet not uncalled for. Coward might be too generous. Let’s go with the underused pusillanimous. (Yes, it’s a real word)

Just accept the premise because Hinkie is correct. And the anthem is played before most sporting events in our country, not just football. My daughter was a pretty high level BMX racer, and they played the anthem before every race session. No one owes you an explanation as to why, but I think it has to do with…

Angry? Me? Nope. Just confused as to how the hell some of you goofballs get through life with such a warped sense of right and wrong. It’s like you were dropped on your head as a baby. Repeatedly. Hey, guess what? Your hero kid just ran into traffic, he said since he is banned from Niners for a year he needed another…

You are a clown. I call out an idiot kid, and you, his Online Defender, and you think I must support Trump. Nice leap, dipshit. Letting a kid have, in your words, some dumb fun in this manner is irresponsible and pretty much any grown up would confirm that. How much fun would it have been if a security guard, doing…

You are welcome. I mean, YOU ARE WELCOME.

Are you a railroad engineer? Im not, but let’s just go ahead and let the professionals decide the best method for safety and durability, shall we? I think they may have done the math already.

I think it’s done this way to make the rail line safer and more durable. I don’t want a mile long train derailing behind my house because you’d like to use ancient technology to save some time. The rivet method is fine in your neighborhood, I’ll take a weld, any weld, thank you very much.

Not UofA. That’s the Cardinals stadium, named University of Phoenix in Glendale. Or, as we like to call it, U PIG. Fantastic facility, and seeing the field roll in or out is amazing. Real grass inside, all year long in the desert.

As the article states, proximity to a reliable power source has an impact on which method is used. A few guys and a Rhino can do the thermite method. A bit more equipment is needed for the others.

Pro tip - All-Clad pans are not the best pans for eggs. About 20 years ago my then-novice cook wife tried to scramble eggs in my brand new 12" All-Clad pan. I put a post it note on it after I cleaned it and it said “I’m not an egg pan, coo coo cachoo.” Sing it to the tune of “I am the Walrus” from the Beatles. We…

Pro tip - All-Clad pans are not the best pans for eggs. About 20 years ago my then-novice cook wife tried to…

Online school isn’t that taxing, and upselling fries doesn’t qualify as a sales job. Or maybe he works at Van's.

“Would you like fries with that?”

Salesman - “Would you like fries with your Whopper?”

I thought the same about Phoenix, then I visited Tucson. The Old Pueblo, indeed. If you can go, don’t. Unless of course you need the best Mexican food in the country, then you must go to Cafe Molina. That place is legit.