I’m just going to pretend the snake was reunited with its snake friends and family and is just hanging out on a hot rock, doing snake things.

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

Everyone! Give a warm Jalopnik welcome to Mack Hogan, our summer intern. He comes from CNBC and he has takes. My god, does he have takes.

You can say that again! <g>

If these alegation are true, homegirl should have blown his shit up then and there and filed a police report. Going behind the law and trying to keep it out of the media really makes her seem like an opertunistic gold digger...not a victim.

Diesel is cheaper than that in the region, $3.45 a gallon is the price for premium at a near by station and $3.09 is the price for diesel.

So, that’s just like, your opinion.

“These mustangs weren’t known for their reliability anyway” 

This is basically guerilla marketing for FCA.

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

I’m waiting for the Hawkhawk, the Jeep for falconry enthusiasts.

Every comment here is the same “hurr durr Mallhawk” but I just want to say I’m actually okay with that because FCA means I’ll be able to pick up a lightly used one for a neat desert toy for cheap in a few years.

Just what the world needs...another Jeep Cherokee trim package. How long before a Riverhawk, Snowhawk, Mallhawk?

So Italy announces this 16 hours after America declares war on the German cars.....

Is this like the Automotive Axis?

Give thanks to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for this truly most jalopiest of all jalops. He has blessed us with his madness.

Seriously, I know Elon Musk is a fucking asshole nutcase, but he was clearly referring to the “powerful people” in the tweet to which he was replying. There’s so much else one can readily critique about his stupid position on creating what would effectively be Verrit 2.0 (but with actual investment behind it,…

...every morning is nothing but whack the Trump pinata again.