So, is there still hope for a productionised version of the Evos concept?

One day this comment will transition from joke to statement.

“just unstoppable on a snowy road.”

What’s next? Maybe Airwolf?

Just finished my build last month: what this project might have looked like 20 years ago. Still gotta get those lawnmowers though.

Yup, insurance company theory is that you are less likely to make a claim after you wreck, cause you will be dead.

None of the two strokes are legal in California for street use. My friends have have KTM’s find they are sacked out and engines have no compression after a few years hard riding. Never seen a BMW. Good luck finding a Beta or Gas Gas dealership when you need one.

Nobody likes the actual solutions, like stricter licensing and even tiered licensing that keeps brand new Mustangs with 300-400 hp out of the hands of 18 year olds.

80 miles of uninterrupted trail riding is a lot.

Why not just remove the engine and rebuild it when you remove the light so you don’t have to do it later - which we all know is inevitable.

A new 2017 RS is nearly twice as expensive as a new Fiesta.

Fuck you US Ford.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

Sources say Rodgers was moved to action after a mean-spirited auto-blogger recently disparaged the Chevy Captiva, who likened the reliable verhicle to a “wad of boiled chicken.”

Here you see one of nature’s rarest sights: A garbage bag giving birth to an Aztek. Once the proud mother is finished, she’ll begin the next phase in her life life, flapping aimlessly through the breeze, before finding the upper branches of a tree to nest in and ultimately disintegrating.

My favorite part of the CR-Z was the back plastic shelf that isn’t a seat but is shaped exactly like a seat. “Wanna sit?....psych!!”

I loved this one. I’ve loved them all. They’re just so ridiculously over the top it’s hilarious to me. Anywhere but Vegas and it would be dumb, but it just works for Vegas, because who doesn’t love a show in Vegas? My wife was all “Oh this is ridiculous, just play the game ...” and I’m just laughing louder and longer…

Clearly this guy just wished he was a little bit taller, wished he was a baller, wished he had a girl who looked good, so he would call her.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.