Just skip forward to 11.2 and all is well again.

Thanks for the update. We were all wondering about your future smart phone plans.

Lol you’re trying too hard with this one. Idgaf about Taylor Swift, but to suggest she’s in the wrong for having her team reach out to a blog to tell them to stop publishing stories about her being a Nazi sympathizer based off some completely ridiculous analysis of some fluff pop song, is patently absurd. Your issue…

It’s still a good car... but 24 years with pretty much the same driveline and gaining weight year after year after year.... have take it from something that could destroy muscle cars to something they find comical... look at the cute little wing on the farty sounding flat 4.

This is why I pay my taxes.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

i knew i shouldn’t have put all my money on Safaris.

Make it Kevin James and you’ll have my attention

My two first loves were Lotus and Julia Roberts after I watched Pretty Woman with the volume almost muted so my parents wouldn’t catch me. I’ve had two Lotuses. Julia never answered my calls.

Are you kidding? This is brilliant! Do you have any idea what it costs to install a hydraulic handbrake to do the same thing? And this cones with the added programming to disengage the rear so you don’t need to clutch. And it’s removable. This is some next level shit.

Has anyone taken a read on the numbers, in terms of percentage of cars this affects? What about build date? Mine was an early September 2016 build date, delivered in November of 2016 as a 2016 model year. Zero mods.

I should add that Ford is probably in their rights to deny warranty claims on a modified turbo engine,…

Ok, so on one hand this looks tacky and $1000 is a whole lot for an electronic switch with an aluminium handle. On the other hand.... am I possibly the only person that’s daydreamed about having a DD with a hydraulic handbrake? Up here where it’s snowy at least 1/3 of the year such a thing would be awesome and…

Seriously, the better analogy is if the 10th guys secretly owned the bar all along and went home laughing each night that he conned those 9 others out $43 for watered down beer.

I wish I could give you this kind of beautiful warm good news every day, but the world is generally an ugly place full of sadness and chaos

Quick, somebody put it in an Nomad

Deadspin is dedicated to sports journalism like I’m dedicated to porn. Always watching, never participating and both are utterly masturbatory.

Sounds like Gertrude Stein trying to write about sports, “Chunk plays, plays that are chunk, offense, chunky offense, do you guys play, do you guys chunk...”

It’s great when jokes like that fall into your Lapland.

“Hard disgaree.”