I get that he’s a big prospect but should we really be worried about the guy’s knee when he hurt it by knocking the other guy’s head all the way to the north side?

Jordan’s charitable activities are indeed legendary and discreet; the Putting the Kids of Las Vegas Bookies Through College Fund was just one of the projects he tried to keep on the down low.

We have the same problem here in the phoenix area. Luke Air Force base has been here for decades. Now the people who moved into new houses are bitching about the noise from the jets.

I always laugh when my ridiculously credulous mother pulls the “what if they have a gun” line on me when I honk at someone.

I do the exact same thing for the exact same reason...and always have. Green light or not, I slow way down and look both ways at intersections. Half the people behind the wheel at any given moment are either distracted by the kids, fighting with a sex partner, high as fucking kites, applying makeup, updating social…

But, but... BOSTON LEFT (I refuse to call it a Pittsburgh left because Pittsburgh’sone redeeming quality is that it isn’t philly)

Bonus points if you got snipped to ensure no other little fuckers accidentally slipped out into the world.

I heard Julius is transferring to Syracuse.

Sounds like a jerk on a bike. If you’re on the bike, you gotta remember that you’re just a really fast pedestrian...behave accordingly and everything should be fine. Don’t be an ass to people walking, expect cars to fly out of every driveway, and do not expect cars to notice you when you’re not even on the roadway.

People stop and look when a brz drives by? In what part of North Dakota do you live? People must go nuts when they see a v6 camry.

Derek Jeter approves.

I thought this meant he’s looking to do porn.

Not sure how true it is but I was told that part of the reason for the high resale value of used Tacomas had to do with people sending them overseas to areas where you can’t buy them. I was looking to quickly sell a cheap used car we inherited a couple years ago and took it to one of those “cash for your car” places. …

I bought a 6 pack of La Croix because the flavor looked good and all the fancy people at my job always ask for it.

I feel like Bam Margera is responsible for all of this...somehow...

Now, when we say ‘Dab’ and ‘Dabbed’, do we mean some sort of fucked up terrible dance move, or do we mean hitting a pen stocked with weed oil/hash?

Is it the second? Please tell me it’s the second.

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EDIT: I finally caved and watched the video.
What in the actual fuck?
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Is this what being old feels like? :(

*hits dab…

Unfortunately the “FTG” department has been underfunded and understaffed all my life.

my go to sentence when discussing today’s modern politicians is “X doesn’t give a fuck about you, so let’s stop pretending that they do. They don’t know you, they don’t give a damn about your problems, even if you shook X’s hand today and gave a big ass hug — tomorrow they will vote against your needs... so just let…

So tired of the popular vote argument. It is such a red herring. It’s like arguing your team should have won the game because they had more passing yards.

No, the problem is the Democratic establishment is a bunch of morons. If the Clinton team couldn’t tell they might just possibly have an issue in Wisconsin when they ignored the state for the entirety of the general campaign, or Michigan, when Debbie Dingell was all but screaming to the DNC that things were going…