Then you can eat the other passengers when the food runs out! Of course they’ll be served on the Lido deck at 5, ties and blazers optional. ;)

Yes, obviously that is necessary. It’s the result of the test that it should be understood don’t need to be shared.

He obviously broke one of Tennis’ unwritten rules with such celebration.

I commend your parenting

Why does he have a Kardashian ass where his big toe should be?

Yeah, Tim... we already saw that NBA tweet of Amy Schumer and a fan.

Right now his aids tell him to consider other players

The lesson here is that cars should always have the gas tank on the driver’s side, amirite?

Never ever ever leave my phone/wallet/keys in car, plus manual so theft proof anyways amirite

Interesting, to NBA players in the early 90's Magic Johnson was himself untouchable.

He should have listened to the dating advice from his cousin, Rashad McDonts.

She’s standing up for what she believes in. Next story.

I would like permission to utilize the term “authoritative tuber” as a descriptive for a variety of people I have met or seen in the media. May I?

The Duke Lacrosse case is yet another (possibly better) example. Or Hofstra, Mattress Girl, and Jackie if you want to remove the black/white dynamic.

Wow that’s rare, while I get that Kia makes great cars now, I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to try one out in the future as the sorento has given me a solid case of ptsd. I swear, it chews both timing and serpentine belts like its it job.

Funny how this comment will likely never make it out of the grey.

Funny how this comment will likely never make it out of the grey.

Funny how this comment will likely never make it out of the grey.

I’m surprised you haven’t been told to check your privilege and bow to the plight of the black man. 

5 years PROBATION! Probation.....probation. Let’s stop acting like he was tossed in a gulag for solitary. He was convicted of a BURGLARY and got PROBATION. How that’s unjust or evidence of a biased legal system is lost on me.