Walked in to Great Clips expecting my $14 cut, on sale for 8 this week...boom.

I ride a cruiser and I agree with you. I love to ride and since I’m in the desert I ride about 320 days a year. Don’t skimp on tires, gloves, helmets or eyewear. And with all due respect, you superbike guys are insane. :) I had a TL1000S up to 150 on an old runway and I can’t even imagine trying to think about a…

Also the back of the board was still on the launch pad while the front, and Mr. I’d Like to Buy a Vowel, were not. He was getting separated no matter what his legs did.

Like you need one of those to drive. Hahahaha! Drunk dude hit my daughter 2 weeks ago. He lost his license in 1997 after 3 DUI’s. Been driving every day since without one. Luckily he has a big pile of money so my kid is getting a new car. He’s looking at a year in the can.

It isn’t so much about the $112 or $1112. Today the subway needs the money. Tomorrow the parks, then the sidewalks, then something else. Eventually thw wealthiest city residents will say Fuck This.

The average NFL salary is 1.9 million. Those poor players.

I’ll bet we wouldn’t be having this conversation had he simply called the guy a cocksucker.

How about ZERO games. Its just a word. Should have called the guy a cocksucker. Same thing but somehow more palatable to all the wimpy sensitive guys.

Oh my God he said an offensive word!! Make him apologize amd move on with your lives. You fucking people need to relax. It’s a fucking WORD. Just sounds coming out of a human’s mouth and people think the guy who said it should be suspended. Get a grip and stop being so fucking sensitive. It’s a word. Just a word. If…

“League full of players publicly advocating for his employment” really isn’t a reason to hire someone.

Which really means that an NFL team would sign Hitler if they thought he could help them win. Instead of strengthening your position, you lit it on fire. Try to stay with me here. Young, talent-rich Joe Mixon punches girl, now in the NFL. Old, talent-waning Ray Rice punches girl, now out of the NFL. Hmmmmm.

Moral dilemma? Are you serious? Dude, Jezebel is down the hall on the LEFT. It’s fucking football. Really, what fucking difference does it make to the NFL or LPShea if Kaepernick is in the league? Really, ask yourself that question while looking up his beautiful socks from last preseason. Would YOU want an employee of…

They should paint THIS IS A PLANE SO DON’T LAND ON ME on the roof of every aircraft in Day-Glo paint.

Soary.

On freeways with 3 or more lanes the major issue is idiots driving in the RIGHT lane. Merging traffic has no where to go. Three or more lanes the right lane is for exiting and entering the freeway. You’ll see nitwits braking to let mergers in.

Passing on the right on a freeway is allowed. This is a good law.

It was posted on Jalopnik to piss you off. And to get you to click on it and then post an irrelevant comment. All of this to assist you in your quest to look like a complete fucktard. It worked. Perfectly.

Big boy would have squashed at least 6 poor saps in the lower bowl. But he would have held the ball and walked away. Guaranteed.

Go to Bill Grays, buy a jar of their hot sauce. Add burger according to the recipe on the jar, then pour over some Barilla spaghetti. Of course I’ve never done this myself, or have I....

This guy will be the last one, I promise. 😃