“Hey, Cooter, hold this while I jump this here house!”

They don’t scare me. At all. ;)

Meh, cocky is good. It got us to the top of the food chain. ;)

Well, she does have all these red carpet events to attend, and I’m sure her Twitter time is off the charts. So, not much.

Probably cost as much to install as the house is worth though. I would install concrete posts, about 3' tall. I could knock that out in a weekend with a few buddies and a few cases of beer.

Yeah, that Clinton guy was a real asshole.

She doesn’t “have to” defend herself or her clothing choices. She WANTS to, because clicks. Look at her dress compared to the rest of her coworkers. Do you think she is trying to be modest and fit in? Nope. She WANTS to be the story, and when she is, she immediately fires off a few tweets. She’s brilliant. She is…

Counter counter point. They have no thumbs. We still win, and all we need is a few cans of Raid.

A friend of mine lives at a T. He parks his Ram 2500 in front of his house just for this reason.

I spent about 4 minutes in the mortgage game. One of my clients was in rural Michigan and wanted to get a 2nd to put a roof on the house and bring the electrical to code. The estimates were about 26k. His house was worth 22k. He owed 34k. Yikes. Buying a (shitty) house is not always better than renting, kids.

Pretty sure he blew through that one as well...

We may have had the ability to eradicate ourselves for only 70 years, but we’ve been trying to do it since the beginning. And yet, we have managed to not only survive, but overpopulated the shit out of the planet. Again, it’s one giraffe, and not the LAST giraffe, so let’s keep some perspective. That giraffe would…

Exactly what does that have to do with the discussion? Oh, that’s right, absolutely nothing. I’m a hunter and conservationist. I also know that ONE giraffe isn’t that big of a deal. Because, as you may know, it wasnt the LAST giraffe. Loss of life generally sucks, but let’s not get carried away by a giraffe who would…

I apologize for calling you a nitwit. I would say there’s a 50/50 chance that if aliens are looking in they’re wondering why we’re such pussies. Imagine the types of technology needed to get here, and the weapons they must have developed along the way. Our stupid little “assault rifles” and other things we use to off…

The end result? Yup, still dead. It doesnt really matter if you are killed to be eaten (instinct) or killed for banging the next door neighbors wife (decision). You’re still dead. Not a whole matters after that.

Yeah, they NEVER die in the wild. This one wouldn’t have lived a single day in the wild. You must be a fucking genius.

Here you go again. No, genius, algae and ants are not the dominant species. How do I know? I killed all the ants around my house and they haven’t risen up and slaughtered me or my family. And algae is a bit lazy to be dominant. You know, the whole floating around on the water thing. You probably think that just…

By your brilliant logic no human baby should ever die in the hospital. Are you really stupid enough to think we can save every being born in our care? Holy shit, you need help.

Are you speaking for the larger animals at your zoo as their representative? Or, are you still just making shit up as you go?

The tendency of people to think of animals as “equal” to us is disturbing. More disturbing are the really enlightened ones who think animals are superior.