Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

What difference does that make I’m looking for responsible journalism

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

why would you just assume wolves can’t read?

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

Also with this scene: the main character frees himself by literally picking cotton. A+ Peele.

The top comment on the reddit discussion thread for the movie noted that Chris escaped the basement by literally picking cotton. If that’s intentional, and I’m inclined to believe it is...brilliant.

During the tour of the house, the father says the basement is locked because of “black mold”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.