Please trust that I know more about the finance world than you do. It's ruled by old white dudes, and they like to hire young hotshots that remind them if their younger selves. This isn't exactly a secret.

Miranda Priestly could not be more proud. But she'll never let you know it.

clearly, you just never knew how to properly shop at Abercrombie/Hollister.

Pink? For nails? How groundbreaking.

WELL FOR ONE SHE SLEPT WITH NATE ARCHIBALD WHILE HIM AND BLAIR WERE STILL TOGETHER.

Looks like he did it in Colin Jost's premiere. But we're still doing your idea.

Did he actually do that joke in one of his appearances or is this a new thing where we throw up a screencap of Jebidiah and then say something mean about a movie in his style? Because if it's the latter I am ON BOARD.

"You know which character in Forrest Gump I envy? Lieutenant Dan's legs. Because they got to leave early."

I wish I could remember. In my head he's Rudy, because he had CANT FAIL tattoo'd on his knuckles.

While I guess his work has stood the test of time, I think you're somewhat harsh in condemning a guy, just because he dislikes Shakespeare.

Yes, we make love every night on a big pile of $$$$$ in our Crystal Chandelier Cushiony Velvet Castle Cave.

Question: Do hetero women ever say the following things:

I'd really just like for me to like my body.

On a way other note (different planet) I am actually pleased to see this come about from an auditor. Not only does the nerdy accountant in me see the good/awesome in that job but this is just extra rad.

Lindy, this woman is good at eyeliner, and her videos helped me eyeliner. Her presentation is also minimally insufferable in that she doesn't suffocate me with her glowing personality, which is important since I am a mean person: http://www.lisaeldridge.com/video/basics/

Kate, Harry Potter Land is actually a magical place of wonder and amazement. You should absolutely go for a few days. I loved it so much I'm sad that the Three Broomsticks isn't franchising itself and putting one in my city so that I can go hang out there regularly.