Sorry, I don't subscribe to cupcake culture. They're difficult to eat cleanly because of their shape and frosting. And who wants to spend time licking frosting off of one's own fingers? Not me - highly unsanitary. Plus, cupcakes are too cutesy. Even the name, spoken aloud, drains my testosterone just a little bit.

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I'm normally pro-choice, but...I don't have any tea with me, so I'm pro-choice and kinda thirsty. I'll just put the kettle on and have positive feelings for this woman who was able to exercise her bodily autonomy, had a positive support system to help her through it and who I hope is having a good day now that she's…

Let me just whip these out ahead of the troll deluge:

Spiderman must have really paid attention in those femininity classes. Stretch fabrics are notoriously hard to work with.

WTF IS JAVERY. THAT IS TERRIBLE.

Can we get a comparison of what is and what is not allowed in a Juggalo music festival? Do they allow magnets or miracles into the event?

You just listed all of my favorite things that Laura Ingalls does on an episode of Little House On The Pearl District, Portland!

"Way too 30" is a great excuse for so many things I don't do anymore. I'm going to start saying "I'd love to but I'm way too 30 to go out that late"

I wish I could have paid for everyone's dresses, but I think we had a pretty good compromise. I had my girls each pick out their own dresses. Everyone has their own taste in clothes, their own budget, their own sexy body. So I gave my ladies a stack of paint swatches and let them go crazy picking out their own…

Here's my boss.

Be his muse. His hopes and dreams come first. Your hopes and dreams have been realized because you are someone's muse.

If anyone is looking for absolutely wonderful, sane, non-judgemental makeup advice (including contouring!), I highly recommend Lisa Eldridge's site. I only recently discovered her, and man, I wish I'd had her calm, easy-going reassurance when I was a teenager. I get really exhausted by the arbitrary laws that some…

My pacific northwest beer snobbery is flaring up - Blue Moon v Mike's Hard Lemonade? It's like I'm looking into the fridge of an awful house party and wishing I brought a flask.

That's so gross. This thing is on Amazon, iTunes, On Demand, AMC theatres AND Flixter and you want to pirate it anyway? I guess that means all the people who steal movies are wrong, and piracy WON'T be abated by having a multitude of options available to the viewer.

When I heard about this "controversy," I was SO annoyed because Rob Thomas and everyone involved with this thing have bent over backwards to make things perfect for the fans. This time, they came up a little short, but not by much. People who bitch about something like this taint the fun for the rest of us, and make…

I backed the movie a year ago, above the $35 price point so I was anticipating a digital copy. That being said, I planned on seeing it in theaters if they planned on a theatrical release. They did, unfortunately it would not be coming to my area. Still convinced I needed to see it in a theater with a crowd, I planned…

Did you contact the customer support at Veronica Mars? They've been super responsive - I too had issues with Flixster, tried all weekend to get it to download but it wouldn't. Contact them and they said I could buy it through whatever source I wanted and they would refund me. No clue how long that will take, but they…

I donated the money I did because I wanted the movie funded, the rewards were just a nice gift to me. I didn't even bother attempting to download my copy. I said from the start that if it wasn't going to be a free Amazon download I was just going to buy it anyway. Amazon is the service I personally use most so it's…