If you take offense to people trying to broaden their horizons, then you might as well give up trying to convince people of anything.

Yeah, like someone living in Detroit can afford a flight.

oh sweet summer child, come back after you’ve bet skins on counterstrike pro games

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever made and I will fight for every child’s right to experience the utter bliss that is Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman showing what the holiday is really about.

Consent? lol just kidding. We’re men, we don’t need it.

I just like to make jokes, I actually have no idea what they’re going to do about the training. <3

I bet if that 911 recording was made public you could hear him being an asshole in the background

I suspect that was actually the case if the husband reported it after 400 texts

This is such a stupid question that the EPA is going to fine you for wasting oxygen

I love that I couldn’t tell if this was regarding Trump or Pakistan

I don’t know what I’m going to do but I will do something to piss these fuckers off so bad. You heard it here first, folks.

What’s actually going to happen is the media will unite and shit on him together because if there’s one thing the media hates, it’s people restricting them and calling them liars. We might actually see some real journalism for a change- it’s the only real way to oppose Trump. He’s too good at sensationalist stuff.…

edit: disregard post. i responded to the wrong guy. i agree with you!

You are never explaining how this guy is “fucking everyone else”. You’ve been handwaving and not saying anything that actually explains stuff. Can you give an actual reason? Or are you just mad at all those whippersnappers on your lawn? It’s okay to have that reason, I don’t care. I’m just struggling to see what’s…

You forgot the best option: My poops are fine and I’m pooping a lot. Living the life of a king.

Actually, Gary Johnson had 0 effect. Swing states did not matter. Hillary couldn’t rally her own base in her own strongholds. THAT is what fucked her.

I really need to know why they ate it raw. Presumably they had something to burn? I hope they find a diary or journal or something.

Another American going “wah wah please don’t hurt people” while he or she posts on his iphone on the internet in a nice house while owning multiple cars. Somehow there’s never any connection there!

It’s really cool when you can tell if someone ties their shoes or uses velcro just from a few sentences.

I see 3, mister!