Seems like the place to put this:

It’s simple, regardless of whatever crap Nintendo tries to piece together, there is no “Zelda Timeline”. It is not a thing. Each game is a re-imagining of previous games, just like Mario.

the upside to using a sword as a defensive weapon is that your attacker assumes you’re a bigger psycho than they are.

He is such a fucking national embaressment.

People are complicated and do fucked up self-harming stuff. If you don’t know this then you’re probably too young to comment on adult stuff. If you do know this then you know better. 12 people believed this person enough to quit their jobs over it.

I am an old person, and this is a “dickey.” My schoolteacher aunt had them in all colors because she always wore jackets to work, and would not show an inch of chest skin, but frequently had hot flashes so she could not wear a full shirt.

Hopefully they have monks by the same name that brew that golden delicious drink!

It’s got more pixels than an Amazon Prime video stream!

Pretty funny, my dad used to work at the International Potato Center in Peru in the 80s.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

More details about the incident, the driver was an 18 year old rich kid who was given the car as a birthday present the day before. He was with his girlfriend, fortunately both are alive.

Same number of steps, more tears.

I read minds.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

Sounds like they’re trying to Switch it up.

Holy shit god damn.

I like the drag. It re-emphasizes that women are perceived as less than men. Craig loses power by putting on a dress, he becomes less than. If a woman were to put on a man's suit (the suit that he was wearing) she would gain power. Man as woman= silly ridiculous. Woman as man = serious. The whole women should aspire…