Or “How to Use a Zip Tie to Link to Another Article”

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

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I think it’s quite likely he was a member of the KKK but it is not conclusive. People are acting like I am saying “Fred Trump was 100% not a Klansman” when what I said was “it is not 100% certain that Fred Trump is a Klansman”. I guess I could have corrected them at some point but it was kind of funny watching their…

This is so fucking cool. This is such a dark, empty, lonely game at times...being wrenched out like that must have been genuinely terrifying

Hey, any martial artist will tell you that result is better than style in a real world situation. Perfect execution is for tournaments.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

They seem about as Seeger as anyone can get.

The image I have is the two of them sitting on a couch with empty Natty Lights throughout the room and “Turn the Page” droning on in the background.

Rex will be back on his feet in no time!

“We shoulda had more time.”

Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

I always thought that NBA players who refused to shoot underhand free throws are fucking idiots. Who the fuck cares how you shoot as long as you make them? It’s infinitely funnier to see a 7 feet tall behemoth airball both free throws than it is to see him shoot underhanded.

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.

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"We have a lot of work to do there. We have to do better."