Without the long neck, their heads wouldn’t connect to their bodies. Their head would be way too far away.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

still less gross than the Fatberg in the White House

I was waiting for the iO9 bash all day to rebut.....

I liked last night’s pilot episode. It felt like a fanfic mash-up of ST:TNG and ST:DS9. Even down to the score and sound effects. I didn’t realize how much I wanted something like that until last night.

Public Urges Nintendo: Meet the Demand of the SNES Classic

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

My mother used to broker their insurance. Said they were not nice people. Actually, she said they were NOT nice people, emphasis hers.

I mean what do you want them to do Samer? It’s not like 29 year old QBs with Super Bowl experience are just sitting around unsigned in late August. These are the simply the options available that ownership feels comfortable with.

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

Jesus, they never call traveling anymore.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

This is my basic problem with both Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings—the historical backstory is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than the story being told.