It’s probably for the best. Going from C&C to Starcraft is like going from Candyland to chess. Some people just can’t handle it.

Interface choices are by design, actually. Blizzard made those decisions on purpose to perfect game balance. It’s also why certain bugs haven’t been patched out. If you enjoy competitive gaming, this is the one that will surely challenge you the most. I hope you like it! It’s been my favorite game for years and it’s…

I’m so angry reading this that I just put all my kids up for adoption just to avoid the chance this could happen to me.

Think of it like paying to go to a golf tournament then you audibly fart and shit during putting

Weird move by Blizzard. There’s a whole bunch of former WoW players (myself included) who would jump back in instantly if the story wasn’t dog shit.

Oh so because he’s a man we can’t treat him like Hillary? That’s fucked up, dude.

“Are you 4/20 friendly” should be the first fuckin’ question dude

Whelp there goes my life

Every time I’ve ever volunteered for shit, we always ate right after we served everyone or hours before people started showing up. It’s probably the venue fucking up.

Get the Masterchief Collection. It’s actually really well done and it’s cool to go through all the coop with the roomie after all these years. Lots of nostalgia, man.

I watch Starcraft 2 regularly. It’s a game, just like football is a game. I just don’t think we need to act like these gladiator competitions are actually dignified. It’s just entertainment.

you forgot one

Let them play. They served their time but more importantly it’s a fucking video game, jesus fucking christ.

At first I was like “nah, I shouldn’t apply to be an Uber engineer” then I remembered that I served in the US Army, which is much darker and much worse shit. So now I feel good about it!

Okay you say that but what if the same jerk who fed his ex to dogs also made him watch? That’s brutal, man.

At least DashCon had a ball pit

I’d be honored if Shigeru thought one of my ideas was good enough to steal

Obama killed lots of dudes tho

Nice! And just in time for my much superior birthday, 4/20.

Dogs vary in size, dude.