you forgot one

Let them play. They served their time but more importantly it’s a fucking video game, jesus fucking christ.

At first I was like “nah, I shouldn’t apply to be an Uber engineer” then I remembered that I served in the US Army, which is much darker and much worse shit. So now I feel good about it!

Okay you say that but what if the same jerk who fed his ex to dogs also made him watch? That’s brutal, man.

At least DashCon had a ball pit

I’d be honored if Shigeru thought one of my ideas was good enough to steal

Obama killed lots of dudes tho

Nice! And just in time for my much superior birthday, 4/20.

Dogs vary in size, dude.

It’s exciting to be a Lakers fan right now. Even when we tank we’re the best at it. Suck it, NBA.

Imagine if the pilot actually took off

Much like every other Blizzard game, it’ll increase the level of play in competitive modes because the people who don’t give a fuck will be playing Aeon of Strife/Golems/DOTA/blah blha it’s the same for every game

Blizzard is probably trying to avoid another DOTA situation.

That’s really, really cool. Good job!

Another solution is to learn how to read because non-deadspin content is always marked.

He’s obviously applying the scientific method

I’d argue that a former running back is more prepared to handle a large group of giant mammals than any other person!

I used to watch all the streams for all those sweet drops but now I have a grown up job so I read this lol

It would be really funny if the Warriors won with Durant out but then lost every other year he was completely healthy.

I wonder if they’d let me cosplay as Walter White with them