you forgot one

Let them play. They served their time but more importantly it’s a fucking video game, jesus fucking christ.

At first I was like “nah, I shouldn’t apply to be an Uber engineer” then I remembered that I served in the US Army, which is much darker and much worse shit. So now I feel good about it!

Okay you say that but what if the same jerk who fed his ex to dogs also made him watch? That’s brutal, man.

Isn’t that like having sex with your own clone though? It’s just masturbation!

At least DashCon had a ball pit

I’d be honored if Shigeru thought one of my ideas was good enough to steal

Obama killed lots of dudes tho

Counterpoint: what if the babysitter is Jason Statham

Nice! And just in time for my much superior birthday, 4/20.

We thought that for the longest time then got our DM a little laptop to use and everything is just way faster now. More story, less looking up details. Just don’t let anyone access their phones and fiddle with laptops any time they want. Instead, set designated times: during a long rest (change spells) or to level up.…

Dogs vary in size, dude.

I don’t think you understand the point

It’s exciting to be a Lakers fan right now. Even when we tank we’re the best at it. Suck it, NBA.

Battleship, motherfucker.

Please make akickstarter

Imagine if the pilot actually took off

I’m gonna watch this on repeat until my eyes stop working

Much like every other Blizzard game, it’ll increase the level of play in competitive modes because the people who don’t give a fuck will be playing Aeon of Strife/Golems/DOTA/blah blha it’s the same for every game

Blizzard is probably trying to avoid another DOTA situation.