It would be really funny if the Warriors won with Durant out but then lost every other year he was completely healthy.

I wonder if they’d let me cosplay as Walter White with them

As a Los Angelino, I am disgusted by their prolific use of public transportation.

Wow, I didn’t realize Connecticut is so cool with hate crimes. Maybe Milo should peddle his wares over there.

Moving back to America after living in Japan for a few years was the best. I came back better at math, had a ton of Pokemon cards before they dropped in the US, and my dodgeball skills were so good I was always first pick. I miss being a kid.

I’m so mad we fired Mitch. Fucking Magic is going to destroy this organization.

Co-workers are not 1:1 with friends though????

For the record, I use the earbud method all the time and I work in an open office. The trick is to stay “focused” on your work when they try to get your attention, so the initial “sorry, what?” is delayed by a few seconds. Make him or her stand there and wait. It must be long enough for the other person to feel…

Well if you’re trying to use all of the resources..

Wait are you saying you wouldn’t applaud the death of Hitler??? That’s..insane.

Things I won’t ever do after leaving the army:

I’d do stuff to that booty for days so