Wait are you saying you wouldn’t applaud the death of Hitler??? That’s..insane.

I really hope we somehow run into silica based life or something really crazy.

To be fair, if you want to stop a giant flow of water, who better than the guy who can stop giant flows of money?

As much as I hate working for Apple for a whole bunch of reasons, I’m really glad they did this. Good job, Cook!

Things I won’t ever do after leaving the army:

too many feelsssssss

Imagination, my friend.

I regret locking all my Sims in a house and starving them to death

Honestly I’d rather have a Trump presidency than never see the end of Game of Thrones.

Yup! The movie basically makes fun of the fascist utopia of the original book.

I’d do stuff to that booty for days so

This is a weak ass Rube Goldberg. Way to fuck up your headline, smart guy.

It’s actually a million times worse for diversity to be associated with the awful Nightly Show versus being associated with no show at all. It was a really, really bad show.