And he’s not even Mexican!

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My ex-husband (lousy husband, excellent dad) considered it a badge of honor to wear Lola Bunny band-aids when our kid was little.

I dunno, the way Kim described that argument didn’t sound too different from the way my plebeian mom friends describe their manbaby husbands.

What was the menu, cream of mushroom?

Absolutely. We could potentially get a fake presidential dick pic at a press briefing, and fact checkers will do the unimaginable work of finding which male porn star’s penis they’re trying to pass off as his own, all while Hannity spends hours breaking down male genitalia.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Where she decided to write “be best” on her dress?.... I fucking love this woman.

Well, cops are a pretty emotionally fragile bunch, seeing how so many are regularly in “fear of their lives” from unarmed black people, children, etc., so the bar is a lot lower for them. Trying to climb the Statue of Liberty while urine is pouring down your pantleg is probably pretty scary.

Now I’m scared for her. The Evil Administration is looking for excuses to de-naturalize citizens, and she’s probably moved to the top of the list.

It’s not me that wants to kill it—it’s Rep. Douche-Bro and Sen. Yertle who are tossing that idea around. I thought Medicare would be the third rail, at last, for the GOP. Turns out I was wrong—their supporters are cutting their own throats and they don’t care as long as the brown people don’t get it.

Please don’t kill medicare. You’d be killing off a lot of people who are far from the MAGA crew. Like me! And most of the poor folks in my neighborhood. There was not a single trum sign anywhere around here. (We’re poor, but we’re not stupid, and mostly not white... but we’re all po.) We really need it. Can we maybe…

Exactly.
The big issue is these meatheads being so self-delusional and so up their own ass as to really truly believe they can’t make a mistake.

During this interview, she stated multiple times that the people she personally organized she knew to be American citizens. That she was duped by a Russian entity doesn’t matter, because the end result is Americans standing side by side having common beliefs. At least, that’s the narrative in her mind.

No, they’ll vote the same way because it’s better than letting the pinko commie liberal DEMONRATS and their BLACK PANTHER trans gay feminist agenda get enacted.

I’m no R Kelly fan, but at least if you’re dancing to his music you’re getting some entertainment in exchange for your silent approval. I don’t know what these women who support Trump are getting in exchange.

I said I wasn’t going to say anything about his mama, but we family over here and I’m that cousin.

His mama is the wedge between him and his mama. More specifically, her selfish loyalty to her whiteness is the wedge between him and his mama. This heffa could be having that same conversations with herself. “That’s my…

I always find it suspect when a mother lets the kids leave, especially when so young.

Panama what a beautiful heart breaking piece to read. I’m the mother to a wonderful biracial boy and the wife to an incredible black man who made it from the Foster Care System to the Ivy Leagues. I respect admire and adore your writing. My husband and I are raising our kid to fully embrace the biracial experience…