I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.

What the fuck is flossing? 

That’s nothing. You should see my boy when we tell him we’re going for walkies.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Unfortunately, OnePlus just got rid of the jack with their newest phone. I love my OnePlus 5, but it seems with each iteration they are picking the dumbest ideas from every other company to incorporate.

Even better, get the OnePlus 6. It’s less than half the price of an iPhone and will work much better than you’re current 3 year old phone.

Get a Samsung device.

He is dunking from a standstill rather than taking a running start at the basket.

I have no idea.

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

I gotta say, that rant took a very weird turn from social responsibility into eugenics real fast.

Wow, NBA Jaguars Junction is fucking dark, man.

He has been quoted numerous times saying that he wears the long, baggy sleeves because they puff out while he’s on the run, like birds that stick out their feathers when they are on the attack  Makes them appear to be bigger and more threatening than they are.  

It’s almost like having a teammate who is pathologically competitive and combative can have both positive and negative outcomes depending on the situation.

I actually forgot that he played for the Nuggets.

Oh sure but if I bang 8 threes I’m “too promiscuous” and have “no taste”.

Eating at a buffet most likely.

I wonder what Eddie Curry is up to these days.

I’ve been so conditioned by the top image getting redder, that I honestly thought for a second that the video had been altered to lighten his skin.