I’m sure he had games like this, just because of the volume of shots he took and having the ball in his hands late in the game, but the main argument is that Jordan won six titles in seven seasons (*or six full seasons) and was one of the greatest defenders ever. Could he play against today’s athletes? Could LeBron…

I starred this

And I’d bet money that your lumpy, ding dong eatin, potato shaped ass couldn’t pick his own tic tac sized Johnson out a line up cause you haven’t seen it since you played “I’ll show u mine if you show me your with your sister” the summer before 9th grade🤫 She take the clippers to that Uncle Jesse Mullett she had goin…

He looks like Mark Cuban’s deadbeat brother who works at Arby’s and posts Roommate Wanted ads on craigslist; while using the money his brother sends him to keep up to date on his several porn paysite subscriptions.

Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

Imagine scoring a touchdown and having to celebrate with someone as fucking corny as Cousins. I couldn’t imagine having the share joy with that fucking damp piece of white bread.
Second, THIS should be the only official Vikings endzone dance. VIKES, GET ON THIS!

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Eli do the boot scoot boogie at halftime to rally the troops.

Nothing beats a stone faced 4 year old looking at you and simply saying, “Daddy, your belly is getting really big.”

Bow before the one true GIF

You are going to be so embarrassed when you figure it out.

Bears would be 4-0 right now if it weren’t for fucking Aaron Rodgers pulling an Aaron Rodgers in week one. I’m not getting too excited because I know they’ll eventually rip my heart out and blow the season, as they are the Bears. But Jon Gruden’s getting an Edible Arrangment sent to him tomorrow

Just when you think OldBeigeGuy has sunk as low as he could go for a bad pun, Helsinki little lower.

You might think the Timberwolves’ dream of turning the franchise around are over, but it’s the Bulls who are really finnished.

I need this kind of tough love in my life.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

This defense, if they stay healthy, can carry a team into the playoffs. As a Bears fan, watching a game without wanting to lie face down in a puddle is more than I can ask for.

Personally, speaking as a Bears fan, I don’t really know what I’d do with myself if they had a world beating defense AND a good offense. I think I feel most comfortable when the defense is killing people and the offense is a roller coaster. Fucking Stockholm Syndrome

But he loves missing TD’s.