I know you’re just teasing, but it’s fair to remind people of Derrick Rose prior to 3 knee surgeries, a broken face and regular wear and tear that most athletic point guards get:

Lol

This is so stupid that I can’t even make a witty kinja about it.

The front looks bloody awful, nothing else is needed to be said.

Those are literally the words the police chief used. What’s the matter with you?

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

He was one of my favorite players on this iteration of the Cubs, but that became harder and harder to reconcile with what a shithead Trumpian he is. Thanks for those few years, now fuck off.

Asked for comment, most women didn’t respond, and several others simply wrote, “Hey.”

I’m not even a fan of Dragon Ball Zed but this game is so fuckin cool looking

Apparently getting “Blazed for lunch” doesn’t involve supporting your teammates pizza chain.

This is the big break calzones have been looking for!

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

I want a fucking parade for this guy.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

I mean I might even start watching some Games, not just Highlights. Hell I might even learn who plays for what teams!