Yeah, but if my daughter was doing drugs at a house where an adult is present I might take a hammer to him. (And I like drugs)

I like this neutral post asking a genuine questions, and I look forward to various fan bases calling you a hating prejudiced asshole in the comments

Pai deserves a lot more than a simple crowbar to the shin. Upgrade to the Xfinity Comments Plus package to read more.

He’s black.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

Way to fall over yourself just to post a “witty” comment on a page about how this human is not being cared for properly by the only people around who are supposed to in that situation, all for likes/stars.

You’re fucking disgusting. How’s that for Savage?

I wish every Masshole who treats Bob Fucking Kraft as if he were a saint; the guy who tried to move the team to fucking Hartford, the guy who was one of the first to legitimize Trump, the guy who more than anyone is why Goodell is commissioner, would line up and take turns eating my ass. Brady uses PEDs btw.

Daniel Radcliffe seems swell.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Wow. Has it really been 9 months since something from Georgia has imploded so quickly and in such spectacular fashion?

Decent Sixers Player Signs Fair Contract

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

Keep in mind that Joe Cowley wrote this article. There are no direct quotes from any Bulls players outside of Portis himself. Cowley is just writing what he thinks. More often than not he just talks out of his ass.

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer: