Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

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Well, nobody’s Burf-
*explodes*

Watching Giannis on/off the court is one of the few things that still inspires joy without caveats to the unguarded, non-cynical side of me. Truly, he is a freak in that regard.

I’m super excited to see how Gar/Pax will fuck this kid up.

I want everyone to take a step back and think to themselves, “did I get excited over Nikola Mirotic before he came over to the US and curled a fat’n foul one right on the United Center’s hardwood?”.

target acquired, target destroyed.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Beep, borp, hello fellow hooman.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

28-3!!!

Jay Cutler used to be one of the better...quarterbacks in the entire league.

Not sure you understand that not everyone can afford to spend 600+ on a phone all at once so verizon was the only subsidized option. It’s not complicated.

Gergich? Sorry that’s a Jerry, or is it Gary? Forget it.

My list. You can be dead or fictional, but not both.

Larry’s ranked by a Larry: