Someone else said it much better than I.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

You don’t have to set a timer. In fact, don’t check the clock at all. You have a general idea of what five minutes is like.

This is fair. I open the app when I walk into the bathroom to weigh and often have to weigh twice. I generally weigh twice because I expect it to not work the first time.

This is fair. I open the app when I walk into the bathroom to weigh and often have to weigh twice. I generally…

While this is a fantastic tool scale, the app is terrible. It only syncs up 25% of the time and is incredibly frustrating. The times that it actually works, are fantastic though. 

While this is a fantastic tool scale, the app is terrible. It only syncs up 25% of the time and is incredibly…

This is a downer.

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

Yeah, you seem like a real winner.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

The site posted a spoiler for an unaired episode in a headline. How about not commenting on something you don’t know about?

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

God, the Bulls were horrible to watch the last two years when they had at least a couple of good players.

I’m an idiot who saw the photo, came to the comments, then read the story. The piece is excellent, sorry for jumping to comment.

whoosh

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

I dunno. I’m starting to think that the fan submissions have lost something overall. They just seem very repetitive as a whole. Like, people know what to write to get Drew to print them and that’s what they write. Who knows... maybe I’ve changed...

Would have taken him less time to rank all his Any Given Wednesday episodes.