This is actually a popular cultural tradition in Pakistani weddings. It’s called a Pithi. Originally before the wedding, the bride’s family will rub a tumeric powder on the groom for some reason. The current generation took this and turned into a hazing ritual. Instead of the bride’s family rubbing the tumeric powder…

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Carroll initially attempted to downplay the incident, saying flying attacks are commonly overblown in the media.

Careful or Hemmerling is going to be in here praising the ground that Trubinsky walks on and how we’ll all be singing a different tune in December.

Your opinion is wrong.

When did Skip Bayless get a Kinja account?

Like have never taken weed? I would get a light joint and stay away from edibles until you know how you’ll react/what your tolerance is.

Considering you just named the wrong Fitz it’s safe to say you really don’t know much about the NFL.

Well I hadn’t planned on crying this morning, but here we are.

I’m Vietnamese and have not watched Hey Arnold in over 10 years. I legit shed tears watching that clip. Feeling all the emotions right now.

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Thank you for your prompt response. I’ll edit my negative Yelp review and withdraw my complaint to the Better Business Bureau.

More than anything, I’m impressed by the restraint it took to not go with the slightly more obvious “Milwaukeeing back”. You made the right choice.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I was really excited to read a well thought out scientific explanation of what exactly a splinter is and how to safely remove one from your finger. I am now disappointed.

“Whether it works or not, one thing is clear: Carmelo Anthony is willing to do anything to leave the Knicks.”

so much for judgement free zone thanks to assholes like you

I would not be able to handle it. Every time I read his words, all I can think of is the line from Billy Madison.

In Ezekiel’s defense, he probably meant to punch out the woman instead.