Oh cool, Spider-Man gets a new suit at the end of Homecoming THANKS GUYS HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET.

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

That’s a good dog.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t…

My team traded everyone’s favorite superstar for an unproven 2nd year player, a torn ACL, a 7 ft finnish guy that can’t play defense, and $3.5 million in cash.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

Great! So why are you here?

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

I think part of the reason he’s so highly rated is his skill set is massively in demand in the NBA right now—he’s a long wing who can defend a few positions, can handle the ball, can run an offense, and can score efficiently. He’s in incredibly rare company in today’s NBA.

Not really a story. Without Woody Paige it’s basically a fake ATH panel anyway.

The 3 most important words in this piece: “completely privately funded”.

Bears news is always good news. How is Kevin White?

While not denying the racist undertones of the dress code, I DO appreciate the change from XXXXL white T-shirts and chains to fly-as-fuck tailored suits.