This is a lot better than his cousin Sebastian’s trailer, which is harder to see because the police impounded it.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

(sees Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love, and everyone else on the Cavs in a team photograph disappear like the rest of Marty McFly’s family in Back to the Future) Incidentally, Lebron was -7 for the series, bolstered by his being +32 in Game 4.

each time I see this picture I always feel there’s something off (besides the obvious scale/distance), and now I see it, it’s the shadow on Saturn. OCD

Going to Brooklyn does sound fairly career threatening.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

The Knicks are Yamcha.

Collect the dragon balls, summon NBA commissioner Shenron, and have him resurrect the Shaq/Kobe Lakers?

So, what aspects of their game should current NBA players work on this summer to get better? Because right now, GSW and Cleveland are Goku and Vegeta, and the other teams are the rest of the Z fighters. And they need to train hard. Drastically boost their power levels.

And this is why I feel no shame for being a 27 year-old man who is an immense fan of Carly Rae Jepsen.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

Science articles with a “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” tag are my favorite science articles.

I think I just made a bootleg DVD cover .....

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

I enjoyed Mark Jackson assuring viewers that “these are two of the best defenses in the league.”

There’s no defense for what Erdogan is doing to Kanter. And if there’s anything Kanter understands, it’s that.

But what’s going to happen when Curry and Durant merge together?

Should I, as a Cavs fan (yeah), be massively worried? Concede? I mean LeBron had 8 TOs which seems to be quite weird, but at the same time he’s still weapons-grade LeBron, and we’ve seen what Kyrie can do when the chips are down.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…