Pretty sure the point is that REGARDLESS of what he was doing on a bike pointing a GUN at him is OUTRAGEOUS. But your hate of motorcycles is so ingrained that you IGNORED that this guy pointed a gun at another Person for no good reason and got upset about what [as it turns out] did not happen beforehand.

For a second there, I thought this could be about my “Rodents Will Eat Your Honda” story from yesterday. Damn.

Je suis HondAnonymous.

You mean like this, but a 400, right?

No idea. I was too far away. Could barely make out the lines. This is the Zonda, right?

CORNERS ARE A SOCIALIST PLOT, SON. You know where they got corners? EUROPE. No God-fearin’ American needs those damn Yuppie Euro scum, anyway. Now shut your piehole and finish this 12-pack of Shiner, boy.

Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

Excellent article, and thanks for the shout-out.

Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she’ll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend.

It went “full hoverboard.”

I bought an abandoned 1966 Mustang by contacting the lot owner. A professor at UVA had died, and just left the car sitting near campus.

Russia could have a tug boat tow the rocket to within 500 yards, no doubt. China could buy a tug boat from Russia with the promise of turning it into a floating casino and then use it to tow a rocket to within 350 yards so long as Russia will sell China an engine for their new knockoff tugboat.

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I just watched the last episode of Top Gear (season 22, episode 7) for the first time, and it made me sad that that’s where they ended, because it seems they realized they had jumped the shark a bit and were en route to bringing it back around. Episodes 6 and 7, the “final episodes,” of the show’s run, were really…