Once again, I am proud to have inspired the COTD.

I poo poo’d gumball in my last jalopnik peice. A Few months ago.

Well, YOUR front still looks stupid!!

This front end makes me wonder what *really* happened. Engine bay makes me feel better about my unrestored 50+ year old fintail. I like one of the most unassuming cars in the world parked in the background, not giving a care.

Dave Ramsey is generally a benefit to society, but I always hate blanket statements. I’m a financial guy by trade and by hobby, and also a car enthusiast with decent DIY skills. But when it came time to put my wife and small kids into something, the new car just kept winning the comparisons. As many people have…

I think you are overhyping the 911 market a little bit. An 83 911SC that needs a motor rebuild, has some cosmetic issues, but is otherwise complete is worth about $13k. I know that because I literally just sold one exactly like that.

All the other cars in this lot are like: “I really hope senpai will notice me!”

Flight Club is an aviation site, but we’re part of the Jalopnik family—just check out our URL. If you’ve been reading Jalopnik for a few years, you may remember the old Planelopnik tag. Planelopnik eventually morphed into Foxtrot Alpha, which covers the military side of aviation (and much, much more) and Flight Club,…

“Dog owners, please teach your dogs to use a toilet like civilized human beings.”

Gawker Readers: Stop Clicking On Them When We Do And Maybe We’ll Consider It

Spend $49k in car parts.

“ drone causes a helicopter to crash I’ll eat my shoe.”

Please get out of here with your convenient truths.

I know people who have gone to the Middle East for tourism. They’re nuts. Life sucks enough at home without spending a ton of money to visit somewhere even worse. You couldn’t pay me enough money to ever set foot in those pestholes misgoverned by arrogant authoritarians. I’d like to live long enough to see these bums…

Biggest dick comment of the day goes to you, sir.

Glad that we jointly carry the torch.