Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

And like Harley bikes I see, its making maximum amount noise with a minimum amount of speed.

A prius that cooks brisket on the trail would be awesome.

I’m almost 50 and these things have been around since my youth and we all knew what they were for (as kids we used to jump up and down on them to try and screw up the numbers, which I highly doubt worked).

PUT IT IN “H”!

I love Messi, saw these highlights the other day. The fact that Billy seems to be the only regular soccer reporter for deadspin is frustrating. He can only write 3 articles: ___ are walking the league (usually in the first couple months), Barcelona are good, MLS is bad LOL. I wish Deadspin would find someone who could…

Billy has never played or watched soccer. He re writes thins he finds on SB Nation and ESPN FC.

Does your parent company hate you?

This is basically the text version of what Gurriel just did, doubling down on the mildly racist joke.

Well, thats the last time I’ll ever give a kid credit for anything.

Touching the keeper is irrelevant - the first part of your statement says it all. As long as onside with the shot, he’s ok with the put back.

Also, European soccer leagues which have no salary caps and are pure capitalist dog-eat-dog where the richest teams get 99% of the success, the same handful of clubs are the top nearly every single year as well (EPL: Chelsea, Man City, Man U, Liverpool, Arsenal; Bundesliga: Bayern Munich; La Liga: Real Madrid and…

Yeah! The NBA used to not be dominated by a couple teams! Continues to cite the 80s and 90s... The Lakers won 5 championships in the 80s and made it to 8! 3 rings for the Celtics and 5 appearances. Sixers and Pistons take one. On to the 90s. Same Pistons team wins 1. Bulls win 6. Rockets 2. Next the Spurs and Lakers…

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

Because too much proselytizing can be annoying, even when you agree with it.

I refuse to get excited until he does it against a German third division team. And also, that is some really terrible announcing.

And I imagine Michigan fans owe a great debt of gratitude to 49ers leadership for bungling that one.

49er fans miss him dearly.

“Minority ownership” has a very different connotation in Trump’s America.

If you voted for Donald Trump, Fuck You.