It looks like a coffee table My husband found by the dumpster at our apartment complex. He gave me the silent treatment for a whole day when I took it back to the dumpster.

Ha ha haaaaaagggghhhh. That’s the sound I just made. It was a damn witch hunt. And there is no chance in hell they will ever hold him to her standards.

That movie does not get enough attention! It was a clever little sendup with such tongue-in-cheek writing, and the actors all looked like they are having so much fun. I bet the set was a great time.

Co-sign! She won me over in Down With Love - and that was some 15 years ago. Her range is breathtaking.

I just have to say I am so happy to see Sarah Paulson getting the attention and recognition she deserves—finally! And not only is she a fantastic actress, she is an awesome woman.

This is probably an unpopular opinion, but...they’re not wrong.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

...end times. Rapture the motherfuckers already.

The context here that is super-important to know about Amazon is that they LITERALLY have no idea what they’re doing in television. I work in entertainment and have met a bunch of their execs, and while they’re sweet and I think, individually intelligent, their system is set up to be toxic to most television programs.…

If you haven’t been watching The Leftovers then...

Honestly, as a lover of this show, I don’t blame you. There essentially isn’t a speck of true happiness in it, and all of the characters are terrible people in their own way so it’s hard to root for any of them. Whenever I watch it I feel like there’s a heavy blanket of doom that’s been laid over my body. 

The new liberal rallying cry for the next four years needs to be “Cite your references or fuck off!”

We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

Honestly, I’m just dismayed it’s taken this long for ass eating to be addressed. Pro ass eating and proud of it.

Cats are unreliable in this area. Oh sure, they have claws and teeth, but they also have a propensity for thinking a searing side-eye and derisive tail flick is enough. That’s a little subtle for your average fauxrage reporter.

Wow, 24! People know a lot of stuff at 24.

She reminds me of Palin. Great at spewing diatribes and monologues, but ask her a question where she has to think, and all she can do is fall back on, “people died for the flag!!”.

Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. They’re both heinous trolls and vicious fascists.

Every time Kellyanne Conway speaks, a bird flies into a window.

Taft was too big to fuck anywhere save a bed. However Warren G. Harding probably did, seeing as he wrote all those Steamy Love Letters to his (married) neighbor.