This is why I’ve cleverly chosen a home in an area with internet so poor that I can figuratively count the packets being sent and received in real time on my fingers. Take that, big government - You can’t secretly record me if I can literally experience the lag sending data causes.

For books -

They already do.

Fair warning to anyone wanting to look more into this - Don’t. Stormfront is a bizarre mental sinkhole, where even the most fortitude mind can get sucked into a quagmire of confusion, befuddlement, and depression. Just reading stuff in that place can screw with your head.

I’m surprised by how little I care about anything coming out this year. There’s Pokemon Sun/Moon (My first Pokemon since Pokemon Red), and... that’s it.

And suddenly, Stargate.