A Link into Lordran

You know what would be fucked up? If you walked up to a victim of sexual assault and told him or her: “I’d like to make a television series about what happened to you, but I’d like for what happened to last longer and have it happen every day. Why are you frowning? Don’t you think this could advance the discussion…

If you search “Nintendo Switch Online” in the Android store it’s like the fifth or sixth item down the list. Getting the same “server maintenance” message when I try to sign into my Nintendo Account.

The end of Armageddon used to get me pretty good, but my wife is much worse about movie crying then me. Almost anything can set her off. The worst incident was a few months ago. I put on Carpenter’s “The Thing” and she started casually watching it with me as she messed around on her phone. But as soon as the disguised…

I three starred 150cc pretty quickly after the game’s release but it took me until last weekend to three star all the 200cc cups. Rainbow Road in the Special Cup is a nightmare in 200cc. But it forced me to master the braking power slide and once I got it down I blew through the rest of the cups.

So the NFL is threatening to fine teams that post too much video to social media, but then broadcasted an entire game over Twitter last night...