Dark Souls 2 must be shelved in favor of InFamous: Second Son, justifying my PS4 purchase 4 months after the fact!

Out of curiosity, is it just my Dark Souls 2 character who undergoes spontaneous sex changes, or does that happen to everyone?

Any time I'm in a new area, I proceed very, very slowly, and with my shield up. Sometimes even when I know the area.

I'm awesome, because I beat Ornstein and Smough!! (*coff* after-reading-and-rereading-a-walkthrough-and-in-a-dozen-tries-summoning-solaris-each-time-and-shutting-off-the-console-whenever-i-was-near-death-to-save-my-humanity-for-next-time *coff*)

It does really help that you can equip 3 as well, so you can have a fallback or two handy.

That is interesting. I'll have to experiment, since I have been sort of falling back on the fact that I usually also manage to hit whoever I'm aiming at even if I also hit the wall and not worrying about it overly.

Does it seem like equipment wears down REEELY quickly? I've stopped at bonfires often enough that I haven't broken one yet, but more than once I glance down and see that my shortsword is at 50% after very few enemies. This worries me.

It's definitely the first time I've fought a zombie with a huge, purulent, swinging scrotum, if that tells you anything.

I tend to play little else for a few weeks, then not go back to it for most of a year. There's a point where the bosses become impossible to fight solo, and when you've seen all of the world you're likely to, and since I'm more of an explorer in such games than a builder, these factors are enough to get me to quit.…

I'm back on a Terraria jag, on Vita this time. It would be super lovely if the PSN version got the big recent new content update at some point.

I'd been enjoying Warframe enough that I thought it might carry me through to the Spring releases, until I hit a level cap and it became unplayably infuriating. My PS4 might be gathering a bit of dust until Second Son comes out.

I have high hopes. Lots of procedurally-generated planets, huge variety in enemies, equipment, and systems…I'd be surprised if it isn't at least quite good, though it could potentially be absolutely fantastic and absorbing. Really nice music, too (I kickstarted sufficiently to get the soundtrack).

Also, the beta for Starbound starts today! Theoretically, we're talking a bit like Terraria, but several hundred-fold moreso, and scifi.

To pacify: Flower soundtrack.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on here? Sigh No More is one of the most energetic and emotional albums I've heard in years. Why are half the comments on this page "Oh my god its lik m&s angry? HOW CAN THAT BE THEY HAVE A BANJO ZOMG LOLZ"

I have two Homestar Runner tees; one with Trogdor and one with, of course, the Bear-shark, which has the caption: "My baby got stole by a bear holding a shark."

Alarmingly turbulent milk

Alpine Test Marketing?

Enjoy your stay…to death.

Don't get me wrong, I learned very early on to avoid fighting whenever remotely possible. Still, when you do need to fight, even so much as landing a hit on any of those bastards takes such a confluence of luck and extraordinary circumstance that it feels like a fucking miracle, what with the way they virtually always…