By that other number system; if a 1 is a piss, what's a zero? A fart?

Enough talk. Where's my soma?

It was even ok that Richard Ayoade was relegated to a parenthetical afterthought, as that served to exclude him from the otherwise richly deserved O'Nealing of those other twerps.

SPLOOSH

I also hope the show is better than the trailer. However, I thought the trailer was fucking hilarious.

Pssh. I'm on my second personal troll.

Thank you! And go to it with my blessing. I'll still try to put my two cents in when/if possible.

I reflexively started mentally listing titles when I read this this before realizing that I was thinking of comedy panel games. I have several dozen of those memorized, but I don't think I've ever seen a real British game show even once. Clearly, the former has filled up the part of my brain that would ever have been…

See, I was going to do this every week, but then I accidentally got a job. I'll probably just go ahead and leave it to others.

Weekend Gamery

Asura is the Japanese word for "Well, people paid sixty bucks for Heavy Rain, so…" Seriously. Right there in my J-E dictionary, even down to the elliptical incomplete thought.

@OhthePossibilities:disqus I See. When I now proceed to cuss you out in the douchiest possible way for half a dozen paragraphs or so, it's only because you failed to meet my rigorous standards of what an apology should be, and not because I'm trying to shift focus away from the fact that I'm a stupid prick or anything…

I hope you've learned your lesson, Don. Being facetious about upcoming movies is simply not what we do on this web site. Those jokes just go over our heads, then we have to try to save face with extended bouts of batshit hostility.

You're smarter than you look.

Just a post-apocalyptic setting isn't enough any more. Throw in some zombies and we'll talk.

This one gets the like because I respond to vulgarity.

But sex jokes are only funny when they're made explicit! Take that, all English comedy!

Don't read the book. It's 1000x sadder in the book.

With benefits!

Eye Am Leg End