The Colas.

I don't think that's "starring" so much as "playing second fiddle to that prima donna Brendan Fraser."

Then, of course, there are the times when someone points out that it's not true, and the fooled party(ies) tries to save face by segueing their outrage into the fact that people are somehow allowed to print things that aren't even true. It surprises me how often people do that. Surprises, and amuses, and crushes…

I wouldn't be interested in a movie shot by precocious raccoons. A movie starring precocious raccoons, however, would be among the best movies in history by default.

Gone, Baby, Gone In 60 Seconds

A+? How could it be better than a B- when it was so short? Fine, maybe a B or B+ because it was accurately spelled and punctuated, but there's no possible way we're into A territory. Are you insane?! I'm going to go collate every grade you've ever given a comment so we can get to the bottom of this…

And, unless my Japanese friend was fucking with me, said rabbit is seen to be making mochi, which is awesome.

Is this going to escalate? Do I need to crawl into my meme-proof bunker for a few months?

I got the Dear Esther mod after hearing about the remake. It was quite good, but unless they've expanded and improved a lot besides the graphics, I can't see charging ten bucks for it.

Sure, but Portal 2 came out most of a year ago, and we've been racking up new sins ever since.

Chief?!?

Cock shock. It's in the DSM.

One for the funny?
Two for the no.

Or the naughty bits of Parliament?

It shouldn't be fat versions of existing professions, but with the obese stepping into existing roles uniquely suited to them: ballast on fishing boats, counterweights, goalies that don't even have to move, etc.

Oops, I stand corrected. I tend to muddle three-name names.

And also the novelization of The Dig, I think.

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I would be playing it, but I got stuck so early and so intractably that I'm trying to forget it exists for the sake of my fragile self esteem.

I liked the first one. It's largely memorable to me because I was stuck for ages at one point until I finally woke up one morning with the solution simply waiting in my brain, just like happens in movies. Of course, it was, in retrospect, a pretty damned obvious solution (spoiler: throw the coin down the well!), but I…