I clicked on this article mainly to watch you explode.

What you like is echolalia. Of cock.

Hey, who the hell said you could speak?!

It isn't too late. You could take him back.

It tries to elevate its material, but just can't maintain the necessary balance.

This Tarascio probably could have saved some money by skipping the lawsuit and just paying some woman to talk to Fallon and demand that he rehire him.

Well, now I just don't know who to thank and who to fuck.

Which one's the dead one?

Too bad. I could've hooked him up.

Will this particular curse also finally give us American Beast, the long awaited complement to American Beauty?

@avclub-f2b489efd726db529335e31c83509c73:disqus I feel much the same way, except that I bitch about people bitching more than anything else.

Fine, I missed some of the mentions this month. Unless the same is true of every month before that, you haven't really proved me full of anything.

Yeah, they mention him a lot. Generally weeks and months apart. Just because they mentioned him two days in a row this time probably isn't worth quite so much bitching.

I hate when people like things, too!

Happily, hot Japanese onsen tamagos are still widely available.

Didn't he get conscripted bounced around like property, fighting to benefit the white men that sent him to war though he would never see those benefits for himself, only to die a meaningless death, mourned by only a few who were closest to him, while the rest of the world didn't even think of him as a feeling creature…

I did, but the distracting thing there was my incandescent hatred for Rob Schneider, and I don't remember anything else about it.

I can't remember seeing Max von Sydow in anything other than Minority Report, and I only remember him from that because of his extraordinarily large head. It got distracting. He'd stand next to Tom Cruise, and all I could think was that at least 2.5 Cruise heads could fit inside one von Sydow head. Is that rude? What…

Leper reparations.

I just hope the armadillos don't catch wind of this.