"Keep the cock."

Only because no one values craftsmanship anymore.

That was Giygas. Wait, never mind; I'm thinking of Mother 2.

War Horse was super racist. I mean, what color was the horse? I'm surprised you missed that.

They say, when you die, a squat red robot takes your soul to the Satellite of Love.

Not cool, Hyden.

But you can't go to the State Department about that one. In fact, they still disavow all knowledge, even though Hillary has visible scars that couldn't have come from anything else.

Very kind of you. I don't play as many new games lately, so I don't chime in as much unless it's to talk about more generalized matters or make terrible jokes. I comment plenty, but it's mostly in Newswire posts and whatnot.

Well, it does have a bear.

Weird. I stopped using my PS3 once I got a used web browser.

[Bad joke based on misreading character's name redacted]

No one needs it, and it's not going to convert anyone. It's there because it's fucking funny.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus I think I can go so far as to say fuck this movie on behalf of bears.

Are the "lost jobs" they're talking about entertainment jobs? I hope I'm misremembering that (from whatever the hell I read that gave me that impression-not necessarily here), because they make it sound like pirates are undoing the good work of some noble CCC-like project that saved the economy by giving countless…

The inventor of the ice pick, despite his many successes, never got over the nagging feeling that he had missed his moment.

MARKY MARK SMASH!

And so hairy!

Say, next time you produce something in New Mexico, will you give me a job?

Not the same ones Cook did. Talk about sloppy seconds!

Cooked!