It'd be a lot nicer if it was like Clue, and the host (Cook) is bumped off on the first night. It would differ from Clue in that the guests would then enjoy their stay without bothering to figure out who murdered him.

It's linked to in the article. I'll sum it up for you, though: "I'm a serious artist pursuing my craft. In addition, I don't care what you think because I'm so super rich that I could take you all to a fancy spa if I wanted to, ha ha neener neener you nobodies pphhhbbtt."

I thought Hodgman was pretty damned funny, but that could just be me.

Hooray! One hates to think one is just referencing into an uncaring void.

Damn that Charmin!

Don't look at me. I do all my queer staining in the woods.

Why be an awesome fucking badass beast when you can be a flimsy, pillow-lipped sleepy eyed wanker of a prince?

We know the meansing of cleansing.

What are they doing at the cinema when they should be out looking for weeeirk?

Nelson was born with a 100-foot column growing out of his feet. He first joined the navy as a mast.

County Durham, because I just started watching George Gently. The time before that was Isambard Kingdom Brunel, because you can only hear a crazy name so many times before you just have to find out how it's spelled and just who the guy is anyway.

I will never, NEVER let them take away my delicious Mexican fry bread!

WHAT?!

See, I was just coming back to say I got the actual joke there after enough hours and coffee, but I was just thinking of the cracked title image, rather than this SNL sketch I haven't seen but which I gather exists.

I need season 4, man! I NEED IT

Damages, season 3. In two sittings. Holy actual shit. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that good?

I knew he was a professional contrarian wanker, but to find out he also fumbles his apostrophes is, frankly, over the line.

Strangers With Candy

I, myself, am openly a Wes Anderson fan.

It's a reference to Idiocracy. References automatically get huge numbers of likes.