Combustion constables ("To protect and douse")

Also, Skyrim.

That's what the bats said! About white nose syndrome! I'll get me coat.

Holy crap, the only one of these specials I remember seeing, loving as a child, and forgetting about until its writeup here!

He will finally succumb to white nose syndrome.

Can't you see they're just Trine to get you to cooperate?

The recent Wild Cards trilogy were on sale on iBooks. I'm finding them shockingly similar to the originals (at least, the few of the early books I read). They really maintained the yawning gulf between the great premise and the dull-as-fuck plot lines, with their unappealing characters and prose that varies by writer…

You win nothing. You named three, when the challenge was clearly to name one.

He'll have to fall back on his emergency backup alias, One Al, and hope that mild perplexedness will overcome bias in whoever reads it.

"I wish I had a smaller uterus. I wish I had a smaller uterus."

I used to support the Corpse Party, but they lost my vote by not following through on their campaign promise to bring the esprit de corpse back to politics.

Given enough time, all things end in DK.

It is still held up as a shining example of games as art, and rightly so, because it accomplished more drama, ambiguity, pathos, and visceral terror than most games manage in cutscenes desperately trying for these things, let alone in their gameplay, and it did so partly by paradoxically marrying grandiosity and…

I've been thinking of something similar lately, which is what games I can remember that were completely novel, with no point of comparison for their gameplay when they came out.

Besides, @avclub-100a2a14a7f2903d29db0dc435c0cfe8:disqus , most people wouldn't be so nonplussed at the mere suggestion of not bitching online as to have to actually solicit suggestions for anything else to do.

Let the record show that the charge of "idiotic" went uncontested.

Modern Warfare? More like Modern Whore-fare! Amirite?*

He was there; he just turned up late (good old notifications).

What are Subways like where you come from?!

@avclub-fb0394f0dda482bda706a2bce778ccd5:disqus , have you met young Mikey here? If you're going to use obscure, inexplicable phrases like "bought and paid for," he demands that you annotate your comments so he doesn't feel left out.