That sale was majestic. I got $50 worth of games for $14.

I wonder if the dog on the beach means there will be pets and/or wild animals roaming about for people to kill, which means I'll finally have a reason to get on board with the reactionary lunatic fringe about how Rockstar has GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!

I recommend going back to it, even if it means using the cheat code that makes you instantly succeed at a mission (which I used a hell of a lot in III, but not really since, so I'm only assuming it carried over into the newer games).

Tell me about it.

Oh yeah? Then why are they crying so much?!

Wait, how many days not showering are we talking? 3 or more and those hippies will just have to be content savaging themselves.

僕も同じ。翻訳の仕事の夢はインターネットで皮肉な冗談を考えだすことになった。まー、とにかく能力がこれに適当…

"Moron" only has one "r." But I suppose you'd know that if you weren't suffering from osteoporosis.

作家が多分読めない語で意見を隠すのは最高!

…and now it's broken 1000. I don't think I've ever seen a game review here break 500, and it's not that common for them to go over, say, 200.

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! CAN YOU HEAR ME?

And again! And then reflect on how polio would impact the written communication skills of a hypothetical child!

Let him have his foibles.

"Mediocre"?! I2ipper should be FIRED for saying the kid is "mediocre"! OMG I2ipper only played the kid for like 5 minutes and wasn't even doing it right! Cuz if he was he would know that kid is like the best kid of this whole generation!!!!!!!

How did you manage to single out the one part of that that wasn't actually meant as a joke to begin with?

It'll be even funnier tomorrow, when half the comments are replaced with "comment removed" and we get a whole new round about fascism vs. free speech!

@avclub-b58e56913ccf69a1f7b8458f5c55c52c:disqus , I know nobody else will say it, but I just want to take a moment to thank you for your contribution to this debate, and indeed, to our lives.

Behind.

Well, if Jones had given it a high grade, he wouldn't have been paid for the review (this just stands to reason). And, since he "…has to put bread on the table for his family or he'll get sacked," he would then be fired. Fired for not getting paid. This is why he gave it a C.

My cousin knows a guy who used to ride the bus with this dude who works down the hall from a Naughty Dog game tester and he said it looked pretty cool so FUCK SCOTT JONES