Honestly, I don't know. I suppose that question would be better put to the live studio audience.

Well, obviously
Jonathan Coulton. Particularly "I Crush Everything."

"While" = "well"

Yeah? While I was BORN funnier than you'll ever be!

As long as I can still film a friendly squirrel eating peanuts in my backyard, I'm absolutely fine.

at :35
Is that a skeksis (sp?) from Dark Crystal? Because that would be pretty fucking awesome.

He looks like he's wondering if he left the oven on.

*James Franco vanishes in a puff of logic*
So, if imaginary films are valid, then actual actors only interfere with the art itself, right?

Will the scientists create the dinosaurs in their own image?

dammit!
I just wanted to read about grandparents who indulge small children! And now this movie, and my whole life, is ruined! RUINED! Way to be vague, O'Neal!

I can see the emo velociraptors already.

Honest to God, I thought it was an Onion reference.

"And Netflix, of course, continues to grow immeasurably in power."
I, for one, welcome our new Netflix overlords.

Will it also have
A panic-attack inducing hobo in the back alley?

Lack of focus
Why, this promo art comes with its own metaphor!

Well done, YourName. Very well done indeed.

Way to go, champ! Thank God you alone know more about punctuation than the APA style guide, and had the courage to call David Wolinsky out on the error that you and only you saw. Why, you did such a good job crying about his review last week, that not only did he go easy on the colons this week, but also pretty much…

It would be insane enough for someone to claim that this site indulges his idiotic horseshit criticism, but it's that much more insane when little Mikey here claims it, since he alone has the distinction of having been addressed directly by the section's editor who told him that this site would ever indulge his…

The first passive good-karma bonus in I2 is reduced damage to innocents who get caught in the crossfire, which I presume also reduces the bad karma you get for hitting them. Also, the floaty-effect blast power was introduced in the first game partially as a way of getting civvies out of harm's way.

Yes, Mike. Cussing is part of my "new persona," just like using "whom" makes you sound clever whether it's appropriate or not.