Well, if you were as good a pimp as you are a linguist, then you'd reject girls with all their teeth and fewer than three STDs for being too pompous and flowery. And you wouldn't be able to tell which hoes were secretly men in drag, despite their visible Adam's apples and beards, and constantly beat up the wrong ones.…

Well, it's good as a time killer, at least. It may have been inspired by the popularity of L4D, but it's different in a number of ways, most generally in being more casual. There's no real story or characterization to speak of, the maps are arenas rather than routes, and enemies come in waves separated by shopping…

Woo! Not that I'll bother trying to download the Steam version until that night anyway. Can't complain though, really, since getting that version as a bonus is pretty severely badass. I'll take it when I get it.

"You make me want to burn a dictionary."

George DuPont (fictional)

I'll second the yay, but the "early" release doesn't really help out those of us getting the PS3 version from Amazon.

"An English/ Language snob would have never said "attack on myself," when clearly it's "attack at me." You are such a wannabe. You can't be a wannabe NERDl strive for coolness this year RagingBear because you don't wear the propeller cap well;…"

I got the second one (hooray for Gameloft games on sale for $.99), and it was the same. Decent looking and enjoyable enough in an entirely mindless way, especially with this auto attack business that seems to be the done thing in iPhone action RPGs.

Jersey Shoal - documenting a bunch of living fish stereotypes and their drunken sex antics.

I very nearly put it in snide quotation marks, like "philosophy," but I figured that, bat-shit looney though it may be, there are still people who take it as seriously as any other ism. The word p-word itself doesn't necessarily imply soundness.

Well, I'll take the couched compliment in there and ignore the implication that I would know things about 4chan. I forgive you.

Wait, what did I just get dragged into, and why?

Will just Any Rand do?

Hah! I made it through half! Take that!…hang on, that makes me worse, doesn't it?

I was worried about that. Oh, lawks.

As if you need a reason not to eat a polar bear's liver. How about because the bear's still using it? Jerks.

I sometimes wonder idly how many people there are who are languishing in mundane, comfortable modern life who are actually better suited for adversity. There may be people who, as things stand now, have more or less given up on life, but would find purpose and flourish if they found themselves in a survival situation,…

Corblimey, them triffids are up to summat.

In the event of apocalypse
Give up all hope immediately. In fact, why wait for the apocalypse?

It really did make it that much more galling, hearing about how pretty much everywhere else got record snowfall and whatnot. Another year like this, and I may just go ahead and stuff and mount myself.