Exactly, uni. How am I supposed to get by on mere weeks of sleep?

I demand that "Team Xenomorph" t-shirts go into production immediately.

I love winter and detest spring, and not just for the obvious reasons. I'm going to be in a bad mood all year because apparently someone cancelled winter in New Mexico this year, so I'm fucking owed one.

I just lost an hour, but I gained so much besides.

Hunting
Your best chance for a clean kill is to put your arrow directly through the stamp. Make sure you stand downwind of the gold; if you've practiced your stalking, you should be able to draw a bead on the gold without spooking it. If an ingot does charge, get up a tree as fast as you can.

I had no idea there was so much anti-umbrella sentiment in the world. I lived in Japan for years, where A) you walk a lot more and B) it rains a lot, and umbrellas are utterly ubiquitous, to the point where almost every business or public building has racks to leave them in at the entrance, some of them really…

f&s: Aren't you thinking of the Wilderness Girls?

White people shop for groceries all like "I say, fellows, let's partake of some delightful biscuits."

He's not giving head, he's saving face.

Some people are sexually aroused by the idea of violence of a sexual nature being carried out against primates. I'm not. I'm not! But some people are, and it was good that a program existed for those people.

fine
That's a perfectly adequate ape. Of course, what they look like when moving more than their eyes, or whether their actual spoken lines manage not to be stupid and/or dull (I'm looking at you, Burton) remains to be seen.

S0, with the frog either getting to the other side or getting squashed, does that mean Frogger also had multiple endings years before that was cool?

@Calvinist: I know what you mean. I expected some form of redemption, and was a bit surprised when things just went the full-on bastard/comeuppance route instead.

It's the premise of AC, but not really a mechanic.

It sounds to me like this is a case of story supplanting gameplay, a la MGS.

I finally saw Toy Story 3, now that it's streaming. I appreciated its powerful, timeless message: people should be nice to teddy bears.

"Sorry to interrupt, but have you seen the top of my hair around here?"

I think I can call XII my favorite FF, and almost the only one that's inspired lasting enthusiasm in me in the last decade. XIII was such a reversal from the promise of XII, it gave me goddamn whiplash.

@Jarojena: Thanks, I'll try that.

Gnomes vs. Pixies.